Shower
Pop a malaria pill
Brush teeth
Apply ointments (whatever the day requires: anti-itch cream, aloe vera, talcum powder, antibiotic cream)
Blow out kerosene lamp
Climb into bed
Tuck in mosquito netting
Lay back and drift to sleep
We have a nightly routine. Of course, sometimes it varies: it might be cool enough to cuddle before drifting to sleep, we may have to find the cat, or we might be in the middle of a good book we have to finish by flashlight.
My favorite activity of the routine is tucking in the mosquito netting. We have a nice, large net provided by Peace Corps which defends us from mosquitoes – the evil, humming creatures out to destroy the world (I read somewhere, malaria may have killed up to half the humans who’ve lived on this earth). Every evening starting about 5 minutes before 6pm, the mosquitoes come out from hiding and start swarming. Their high-pitched hum provides the background music for dinner. We spray down with insect repellant.
When bedtime arrives, shifting between the often anonymous 8pm and 9pm, the mosquitoes are buzzing around our net. Tucking in the net provides a palpable sense of security – a literal shield between us and the natural world. The mosquitoes try their hardest – trying to fly through the net over and over again, much like a fly trying to get out a closed window. Fruitless effort. I rest easy in the protection of my shield-net.
In addition to mosquitoes, the net also protects us from bats. Occasionally, a bat gets into the house, seems to get very confused and spends a good time fliting here and there, often bumping in to our net. Thank goodness for the net. More painful than mosquitoes and bats, the net also protects us for all manner of dangerous
Perhaps through a small hole the cat has clawed, or we may have left the net open during the day and a few snuck in.
The army, Chris and I, arm ourselves with mosquito spray and a flashlight. The hunt begins as we scan the net with our flashlights, searching for the hyper-haphazard insect. When one is found, one holds the light and the other sprays or claps the mosquito. She probably escapes just before the deadly attack. Again, we hunt to find the tiny adversary. If clapped, blood splatters onto the net, sheet, and hands – a tell-tale sign of his triumphs. Once sprayed, the bug falls gracefully to the mattress. We are victorious.
Yet we must find each infiltrator and bring them to justice. It is going to be a long night.
